Crowley Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Okay, like the title says... Have at it! Your own or ones you've found. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitterwolf Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I found the disclosure of Yoda's origins disturbing. Never suspected this. Great acting from Kate Upton though. Who would have thought? A stormtrooper that actually hit someone? Wow! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Glitterwolf said: I found the disclosure of Yoda's origins disturbing. For some reason, I first read this as "I found the desecration of Yoda's organs disturbing" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unruly Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 That furry thing from the trailers? That was Han and Chewie's kid. Or, well, one of them at least. Apparently Chewbacca is actually female, and the whole thing about Han and Leia splitting up is because she found out about how Han and Chewie had been lovers for the entire time she'd known them. Made the movie all kinds of awkward when there was a 30 minute segment of Chewie explaining to the fuzzy things that Han wasn't coming back. But, it did make for some good logic behind why Kylo Ren hated Han so much. I mean, when your dad was cheating on your mom for their whole relationship with a wookie, it's understandable for you to have some serious emo rage. 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Boba Fett Clone #1,492 dies. Eaten by a Snorelax. He should not have chopped down that tree. The tribute to Carrie Fisher was... overdone and clearly tacked on. CGI David Bowie coming down out of the remains of the exploded star, while fitting and really well done, just... erg. I needed some wine and bread to go with all the cheese. Poe and Phasma? Did not see that one coming, but wow did she wear the Leia bikini well. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Aryanun said: Poe and Phasma? Did not see that one coming, but wow did she wear the Leia bikini well. I thought Poe wore it better. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Crowley said: I thought Poe wore it better. Maybe? I'm just far more attracted to Gwendoline Christie. She makes everything she's in worth watching. But you do you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unruly Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Crowley said: I thought Poe wore it better. I just found it oddly self-referential for them to be doing Star Wars cosplaying bedroom roleplay. It was interesting to see them both take on the slave Leia role, but I really don't know why they also both had to portray Jabba. I don't know why they had to portray Jabba at all, actually. And I really didn't want Star Wars to turn into some 50 Shades type thing... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Ary's right - Phasma wore it better, but the whole song and dance routine on Jabba's corpse was a bit too much for me to enjoy it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Unruly said: And I really didn't want Star Wars to turn into some 50 Shades type thing... Hasn't it been that way since the whole Anakin and Padme romance? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Rey's parents are Chewbacca! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 I loved the scene where Kylo Ren had the Star Wars Holiday special playing on his monitor when Phasma came to his room. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted December 15, 2017 Author Share Posted December 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cranky Dog said: Rey's parents are Chewbacca! Both of them. That was a weird flashback... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Just now, Crowley said: Both of them. That was a weird flashback... I was really confused at first. I mean, first they showed Han and Chewy, then I know I saw Luke's robot hand in that scene. It had to be Luke's, right? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unruly Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 23 minutes ago, Crowley said: Both of them. That was a weird flashback... I thought it was weird when grandpa wookie used the porn machine in the Holiday Special. But then they made it so much weirder by having Chewie use it to do that to himself... 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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