FAKE Star Wars spoilers

[Chaoswolf]

It's a good thing that they were able to use that sonic screwdriver to fix the hyperdrive on the Serenity so that it could arrive in time to join the battle against the Enterprise.

[kristof65]

2 minutes ago, Chaoswolf said:

It's a good thing that they were able to use that sonic screwdriver to fix the hyperdrive on the Serenity so that it could arrive in time to join the battle against the Enterprise.

And now we finally have an explanation for Star Trek V.  Kylo Ren was Spock's half brother. 

[Ratmaster2000]

1 hour ago, kristof65 said:

I loved the scene where Kylo Ren had the Star Wars Holiday special playing on his monitor when Phasma came to his room. 

Yah Phasma has terrible timing, especially later on when she finds Kylo in his room playing with the Spaceballs action figures, awkward!

[Bruunwald]

Fifteen minutes is a bit too long for an after-credits scene. But Spock beating Thanos at checkers was a nice touch.

2 hours ago, Crowley said:

I thought Poe wore it better.

They both looked fine. But what was the thing about the cake? I did not understand the cake thing.

[Werkrobotwerk]

I could have done without the scene where knock off darth vader uses a light saber and porgs for batting practice.

 

I mean, one porg chop would have been fine, but 10 minutes of methodically force grabbing a porg, flipping it up into the air, and then whacking it with a lightsaber, just too much.

[kristof65]

17 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

I mean, one porg chop would have been fine, but 10 minutes of methodically force grabbing a porg, flipping it up into the air, and then whacking it with a lightsaber, just too much.

I thought it was a nice scene, Vader making those Porg Chops for his two kids.  Last time we'll see Luke and Leia on the big screen together...

[Glitterwolf]

Wasn't it weird when they cloned Jabba for future use?

[kristof65]

55 minutes ago, Glitterwolf said:

Wasn't it weird when they cloned Jabba for future use?

At first - but then when they loaded the Jabba clones into the freighters, I spotted the Soylent Green logo on the side of one, and it made sense. 

[Glitterwolf]

2 minutes ago, kristof65 said:

At first - but then when they loaded the Jabba clones into the freighters, I spotted the Soylent Green logo on the side of one, and it made sense. 

 

I missed that part!

Now I get it!

[Werkrobotwerk]

what did everyone think about the rebels using BB8 to cheat in a soccer match?

[kristof65]

7 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

what did everyone think about the rebels using BB8 to cheat in a soccer match?

That was a soccer match?  I just thought it was a bunch of Rancor's kicking poor BB8 around. 

[Werkrobotwerk]

Just now, kristof65 said:

That was a soccer match?  I just thought it was a bunch of Rancor's kicking poor BB8 around. 

they gave fin goalie's gloves!

[Bruunwald]

2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

I could have done without the scene where knock off darth vader uses a light saber and porgs for batting practice.

 

Not a lot of people know that was Jose Canseco under the mask. It's the other reason he's in trouble in the news lately.

[Cranky Dog]

Came back from seeing it.

 

Turns out Supreme Leader Snoke was a holodeck malfunction all along. The heroes beat him after making him say his name backwards, which also happened to be Rey's middle name, during a battle of limericks in wookieese. Snoke then melted into a puddle of blue milk.

 

The Force works in mysterious ways. Other times it's drunk.

[Werkrobotwerk]

1 minute ago, Cranky Dog said:

Other times it's drunk.

the milk or the force?