FAKE Star Wars spoilers

[Bruunwald]

1 hour ago, Cranky Dog said:

Came back from seeing it.

 

Turns out Supreme Leader Snoke was a holodeck malfunction all along. The heroes beat him after making him say his name backwards, which also happened to be Rey's middle name, during a battle of limericks in wookieese. Snoke then melted into a puddle of blue milk.

 

The Force works in mysterious ways. Other times it's drunk.

You're drunk, Force. Go to bed.

[warlordgarou]

I could have done without the extended sequence on Snoke's origin.  Finding out that he was Jar Jar Binks was bad enough, but did he really have to have a singing number?  And it wasn't even an original tune - Meesa Snoke was totally the same tune as Let It Go from Frozen.

[Unruly]

Was anyone else confused by the sudden change in style during the lightsaber duel? Going from sci-sci-fi blockbuster to avant-garde French silent movie where Luke spends a minute and a half licking Snoke's face just didn't make any sense in theme or story.

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Bruunwald said:

Fifteen minutes is a bit too long for an after-credits scene. But Spock beating Thanos at checkers was a nice touch.

They both looked fine. But what was the thing about the cake? I did not understand the cake thing.

The cake is a lie. Didn't you see GLaDOS in the background?

 

The new Death Star was... different. I mean, Mirror Disco Death Star? I kept expecting to see Kylo break out the Saturday Night Fever moves.

[Darsc Zacal]

The Star Wars/Guardians of the Galaxy crossover caught me by surprise.

 

I actually cried when Baby Groot was placed in carbonite.

 

 

Edited December 16, 2017 by Darsc Zacal

[Cranky Dog]

Remember how Luke was a whiny teenager, well now he's a whiny Jedi master. So when he battled his whiny nephew Kylo Ren, the duel quickly escalated into a Force Whine-Off (lightning everywhere)! Snoke force face-palmed himself to death.

 

The audience actually cheered when Rey force chocked both Luke and Kylo to shut them up. Then ghost Yoda appeared and gave her a high five.

[buglips*the*goblin]

C-3P0 was the true power behind the Sith all along.  Due to his childhood connection with Anakin, he was able to whisper poison in his ear from an early age.  From there he continued to give terrible advice that caused every single major bit of trouble from then on - including trying to blow the Endor op by convincing Wicket to "do something rather rash" in hopes of alerting the Imperials. 

 

I especially liked his final showdown with Chewbacca, where he said "Turn round and fite me, you wooly!"

 

 

[Werkrobotwerk]

6 minutes ago, buglips*the*goblin said:

C-3P0 was the true power behind the Sith all along.  Due to his childhood connection with Anakin, he was able to whisper poison in his ear from an early age.  From there he continued to give terrible advice that caused every single major bit of trouble from then on - including trying to blow the Endor op by convincing Wicket to "do something rather rash" in hopes of alerting the Imperials. 

 

I especially liked his final showdown with Chewbacca, where he said "Turn round and fite me, you wooly!"

 

 

I really did not expect c3p0 to win by tearing the wookie's arms out of their sockets and then hitting him with a holo chess board

[Crowley]

1 minute ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

I really did not expect c3p0 to win by tearing the wookie's arms out of their sockets and then hitting him with a holo chess board

I thought it was a really nice touch. 

 

The Porg Roast after was a bit of a shock though... 

[Glitterwolf]

[FaekiasDracon]

Dubbing everyone BUT Chewbaca in Shyriiwook was quite surprising, though his recitation of Shakespeare's sonnets was quite touching.