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I need to buy more nuts.

A small squirrel just raided our feeder and devoured the last 5 nuts in two minutes.

Never knew such a tiny squirrel could have such a big appetite !

At one point he dropped a nut and came down to retrieve it.

Lucky for him Brutus was inside at the moment or Brutus would have gotten it ( the nut, that is...the squirrel is too fast and maybe too scary)

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Resigned myself to not having a ReaperCon entry this year. Just ran out of runway to do anything. The rest of July is away from paint?, and most of August too. Oh well, just have to start planning for the 2019 entry.

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I've got to stop looking at Neverwear. They keep putting out new posters that I want. I do not have room for more posters. I still need frames for the last 3 I bought from them. >.< But this one would be like $13 cheaper for a pre-order on a first run printing...

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1 hour ago, Glitterwolf said:

I need to buy more nuts.

A small squirrel just raided our feeder and devoured the last 5 nuts in two minutes.

Never knew such a tiny squirrel could have such a big appetite !

At one point he dropped a nut and came down to retrieve it.

Lucky for him Brutus was inside at the moment or Brutus would have gotten it ( the nut, that is...the squirrel is too fast and maybe too scary)

 

Do your squirrels stuff 2 in their mouth & then run off? Most of mine do. Lately thou, there is one who'll creep up onto the deck while I'm outside say with the neighbor bunny in the morning. He/She has got a bit of courage in them!!

 

Say goodbye to awesome weather, days before the 4th it was the 70s to the 80s. Yesterday it shot up to 95, now today suppose to go over 100. Weekly forecast has at the 95 or higher for the next few weeks. Time to install the bedroom air conditioner. Hoping the hobby/painting room doesn't turn into a sauna now. It was nice while it lasted.

19 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

Which immediately has my twisty brain asking:

"Why does she need a Hand of Glory holding a flintlock derringer?"

GEM

 

I say, remove hand, throw hand at person, then shoot them with small pistol while they are distracted.

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11 minutes ago, haldir said:

 

Do your squirrels stuff 2 in their mouth & then run off? Most of mine do. Lately thou, there is one who'll creep up onto the deck while I'm outside say with the neighbor bunny in the morning. He/She has got a bit of courage in them!!

 

 

No,our squirrels take a nut, and will nibble it at the spot, sometimes take position on top of the fence or the garden wall.

Then when finished steal another nut.

At some point they will take one with them, but very often they stay for dinner.

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7 hours ago, Grayfax said:

Today is Monday... no... wait... that's not right.  Today is the day after a day off, but I didn't have to take the trash out... hmmm....

*** Rolls Investigation Check on Calendar ***

Oh... right... it's Monday!!! 

Nope.

It's the day before the day before the weekend.

You can add an extra three days to your work week, but I'm not gonna play that silly game.

 

5 hours ago, Crowley said:

I just gave the wizard in my Stonehell campaign a summon demon spell... I have no idea if she'll use it...

What's gonna happen if she does?

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21 hours ago, WhiteWulfe said:

 

....And the llama doesn't even know it happens.  Oh, and it's like this Johnny Test kind of vibe to it too, with the (death metal mixed with '90's toy advertisement voicing) theme song tying into whatever the character is doing at the time.

 

One of the shticks in Tales from the Floating Vagabond, the Rodgers and Hammerstein Effect, is exactly that. The game is very silly and probably wouldn't reward being a primary game, but for That Game You Play When You Can't Play the Regular Game™, it's pretty fun.

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24 minutes ago, Doug Sundseth said:

 

One of the shticks in Tales from the Floating Vagabond, the Rodgers and Hammerstein Effect, is exactly that. The game is very silly and probably wouldn't reward being a primary game, but for That Game You Play When You Can't Play the Regular Game™, it's pretty fun.

Okay, that's just plain awesome.  I might have to let the GM know about that too, if they don't already (they might as they are into weird silly things, like LARPing a TOURIST as a main for like two years... In a rather bloody fantasy game...) 

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2 hours ago, Glitterwolf said:

It seems a gang of poachers in South Africa have been devoured by a pride of lions after they entered the reservation illegally.

They had weapons and tools and were probably after rhino horns.

 

Go Lions!

 

It's just the Circle of Life........and a good dose of Karma.

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