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36 minutes ago, haldir said:

30+ mins in I'm starting to see paws & a butt!!!!!

 

 

Sounds like a party! :upside:

 

I mentioned the meeting earlier today.

I told my story ( read: I completely took over the meeting, explaining it again and pointed out that this has all been discussed before..)

After I finished, everybody agreed with my solution ( again) and promised to follow up on this ( again).

Hopefully my Angry Warrant Modus has helped and this will be the last time we discuss this topic..

 

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11 hours ago, NebulousMissy said:

We had the "wear pants but not perfume" meeting today. You'd think the "wear pants" part would be self-correcting in the winter. It's apparently not :blink:

 

We have to have this meeting quarterly. It was the first time I'd seen my boss lead the meeting while actually following dress code. She tends to wear... let's just say it's a good thing we don't actually meet taxpayers face-to-face.

 

No dresses, skirts, or kilts at the IRS:upside:

 

I had visions of an entire office full of people running around bottomless unless specifically ordered to wear something. ::o:

 

No-pants Fridays!

 

We're allowed to wear shorts/skirts/dresses if and only if they extend to 3 inches above the knee. We also need to keep shoulders/bellies/torsos/feet covered at all times

 

I have a boss who figures if the number is divisible by three then the shorts are good enough. On one hand... one can see too much of one's boss. On the other hand, when the lady who used to be a stripper shows up in one of her 'fun' outfits our boss will cover for her. Instead of "nope go home too much shoulder not enough sleeves" it's "again? ok I have some spare shawls if anyone has a problem".

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3 hours ago, redambrosia said:

Ha! That's a good point. And there's no room for a ladder.

Someone has just volunteered to be your servant, ...fetch Servant! Fetch!!

 

Meanwhile, pitch some of the useless junk? If dayshift bozos can unilaterally reorganize no reason nightshift should not conduct recycling purges...

 

3 hours ago, redambrosia said:

Speaking of kitties (they were mentioned yesterday), I saw a stray kitty last night. He (definitely a boy cat) walked up to the front door, but stopped when he saw me. Unfortunately he ran away and hid when I went outside and he wasn't amenable to being called over. But he looked fluffy.

That’s too bad. He missed out on meeting a new friend. 

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2 hours ago, TheAuldGrump said:

 

Miniature Scenery now has a US partner.

 

Making it much easier for them to reach my wallet....

 

And the current image for the WiP is on their Facebook Page (because I have no idea of how to get an image from Facebook into these forums....)

 

The masts are 26.5 inches tall....

 

The Auld Grump

unexpected drive by enabling was... unexpected :ik_oops:  one more location to spend my money.  Really like the vending machines though.

 

...and a lot of other stuff.  Sigh.  need to find the US partner.

 

 

55 minutes ago, Glitterwolf said:

 

Sounds like a party! :upside:

 

I mentioned the meeting earlier today.

I told my story ( read: I completely took over the meeting, explaining it again and pointed out that this has all been discussed before..)

After I finished, everybody agreed with my solution ( again) and promised to follow up on this ( again).

Hopefully my Angry Warrant Modus has helped and this will be the last time we discuss this topic..

 

 

I am just going to ignore the office without pants and move on... (my office consists of all 40+ year old middle and hi level managers... I don't want that image)

 

As for your pitch:  it sounds like you will be performing a hair washing cycle:

 

Wash, rinse, REPEAT :rolleyes: 

 

Hopefully they will take your suggestion before it becomes a crisis

 

1 minute ago, TGP said:

Meanwhile, pitch some of the useless junk? If dayshift bozos can unilaterally reorganize no reason nightshift should not conduct recycling purges...

 


Personally, I have always chosen repurposing:  repurposing the office of the reorganizing genius into the storage room for the unwanted material.

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1 minute ago, Kangaroorex said:

unexpected drive by enabling was... unexpected :ik_oops:  one more location to spend my money.  Really like the vending machines though.

 

...and a lot of other stuff.  Sigh.  need to find the US partner.

 

 

 

I am just going to ignore the office without pants and move on... (my office consists of all 40+ year old middle and hi level managers... I don't want that image)

 

As for your pitch:  it sounds like you will be performing a hair washing cycle:

 

Wash, rinse, REPEAT :rolleyes: 

 

Hopefully they will take your suggestion before it becomes a crisis

 

 

It won't be a crisis, just people repeating they have some issues ( which are legit) and there is room for improvement.

I have the solution, simple and effective and hopefully now they will follow up on it.

It will be their problem after all, but I can fix this and I can't stand it if I have to repeat myself over and over.

I have hope....

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1 hour ago, haldir said:

30+ mins in I'm starting to see paws & a butt!!!!!

 

 

10 minutes ago, NebulousMissy said:

 

No-pants Fridays!

 

We're allowed to wear shorts/skirts/dresses if and only if they extend to 3 inches above the knee. We also need to keep shoulders/bellies/torsos/feet covered at all times

 

I have a boss who figures if the number is divisible by three then the shorts are good enough. On one hand... one can see too much of one's boss. On the other hand, when the lady who used to be a stripper shows up in one of her 'fun' outfits our boss will cover for her. Instead of "nope go home too much shoulder not enough sleeves" it's "again? ok I have some spare shawls if anyone has a problem".

I'm seeing we have found our theme for the day....

5 minutes ago, Glitterwolf said:

 

It won't be a crisis, just people repeating they have some issues ( which are legit) and there is room for improvement.

I have the solution, simple and effective and hopefully now they will follow up on it.

It will be their problem after all, but I can fix this and I can't stand it if I have to repeat myself over and over.

I have hope....

Is the solution forcing them to wear pants? 

 

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2 hours ago, TheAuldGrump said:

Casual Friday may have gone too far....

 

The Auld Grump

Depends on where you work. 

Working from home has benefits. :lol:
 

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Truth be told, I made myself a promise 12.5 years ago when I started working from home that I would always wear pants while working. For the most part, I have kept that promise.  I've broken it maybe a dozen times, and then only for a few minutes at a time, such as hearing my phone ring while getting dressed, and running to grab it holding my pants.

2 hours ago, haldir said:

30+ mins in I'm starting to see paws & a butt!!!!!

 

Ah the out of context possibilities for that statement. :devil:
 

1 hour ago, Glitterwolf said:

Hopefully my Angry Warrant Modus has helped and this will be the last time we discuss this topic..

 

I think our wolf is an optimist. 

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1 hour ago, Glitterwolf said:

I can't stand it if I have to repeat myself over and over.

 

Wait a minute... aren't you kind of in the wrong line of work for that?  I thought that's what military outfits did was repeat things over and over and over again?

 

1 hour ago, Glitterwolf said:

 

Royal Netherlands Air Force....

 

Royal?  

 

*gulp*

*salutes*

 

Sorry, your Majesty, Sir... I mean Lord Glitterywolfy!!!  ... Sir!

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48 minutes ago, Grayfax said:

 

Wait a minute... aren't you kind of in the wrong line of work for that?  I thought that's what military outfits did was repeat things over and over and over again?

 

 

Royal?  

 

*gulp*

*salutes*

 

Sorry, your Majesty, Sir... I mean Lord Glitterywolfy!!!  ... Sir!

 

When I was in the USA the American Airmen called me Chief.

I'm no King ....yet...:ph34r:

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