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Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

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2 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

The very first thing that comes to mind would very much so be redacted, as it's heavily inferred to be a sexual comment, so instead, I'll just say the answer. 

 

... Actually on second thought, even that is rather... Inferred. Hmmm. Daniel Graves sure is playful in his Q&A's though. 

 

Uhm... This is going to be a tough one, so I'll go back to the '90's.... "I think I need a bigger box" because I can't think of anything else that actually complies with forum rules... 

 

I guess another comes to mind... 

 

"it's..... Smaller on the outside....." 

(what a way to ruin a running joke the Doctor got used to... ::P:

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3 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

 

Nothing specific comes to mind that might have been said to me.

 

So, I will go with a silly conversation I listened to once.

See, in my Kung Fu days we had this little tradition of visiting the fast food place with the big yellow M after a match.

 

One of our guys might have taken a few blows to the head too many times.

When he ordered it went like this:

 

Team mate: I would like a cheeseburger please

 

Big M employee: Sure!

 

Team mate : Oh but eehhh without cheese please.

 

Big M employee: Eh, that would be a normal hamburger then?

 

Team mate: confused look...stumbles...ehhh yes..

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6 hours ago, Corsair said:

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

 

Her: “How’d you do that?”

Me: “Mathematics...”

Her: “Is that like math?”

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8 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

Overhead from my college days:

 

*Apx. 8 year old boy is running along a narrow stone wall beside the sidewalk, arms outstretched, making blplblpblpblpbl propeller noises*

 

Mother: get down from there!

 

Child: *petulant* I've got fans!

 

Mother: uh...

 

Child: blplblplblplblpl!

 

 

............

 

 

*Student in the cafeteria has just flung a pile of silverware in the general direction of the dirty-silverware-receptacle*

 

Very Large and Burly Cafeteria Worker: Hey! Jack**s! Don't just throw your sh**! The bin is right there. Just pick up your ****in fork and PLACE it!

 

*Caf worker, holding eye contact with the offending student the entire time, picks up a fork and very daintily, almost musically, drops it directly in the bin from a height of about two inches.*

 

Caf Worker: Just. Go. DINK.

 

 

 

 

"I've got fans" and "Dink" became common refrains amongst the small cohort of friends present for the original events.

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9 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

 

overheard at  a gaming store: 

"IF we are in Canada I get a +4" 

 

I always wondered What game are they playing that they don't know whether or not they are in Canada?

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11 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

 

My friend's ex was uh. Well. She was a gold mine for these sorts of things. I tried to teach her things when I could, but I guess you can't teach common sense to someone who likes to argue.

- You know the state license plate game? You see the state that's not your own and call it out. It's sometimes accompanied by excited yelling and hitting. She yelled out, "Kemah!" She was so proud she got it before the rest of us. Kemah is a city - the name was on the license plate frame. It's about 10 minutes from where she was born and still lived.

- She constantly argued that bread wasn't real because it was crunchy on the outside and soft inside. Fries were fine, though.

I could do a million here but I'd feel a little bad, ha.

 

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My friends say so many amazing things in D&D, but they generally require extensive context. 

 

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In high school, a popular girl that my mother desperately wanted me to befriend argued that buffalo became extinct because of places like Buffalo Wild Wings. That was a wild conversation. Oh, and to do her math homework. Typical. :lol:

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11 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

 

I think I'm going to have to take a pass on this one. Most of the really silly comments that I remember are remembered because they have real-life consequences that the person was entirely unaware of. And talking about those here leads unhappy places.

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The silliest thing I can remember....  one of the guys in our game group was scrolling through his phone instead of paying attention, and just blurted out "Why do my balls smell like ham?"  

 

Realizing he'd said this out loud, because we were all choking with laughter, he explains "Google says it's the most popular search term today". 

 

 

 

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A classic from our house was my wife and I teaching my parents to play Uno. Mom asks "What does it mean when the card says Uno?"  Dad looks over over  "It means you've got the card backwards."

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12 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

Heard at work multiple times: "This will only take you five minutes."  (Three hours later...)

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From the ReaperCon Files (no names to protect or perhaps not further enhance the reputations of the people involved):

 

I'm an early riser and so I usually get to the artist area by 8:00 am to get my classes and day in order before, and just take a little zen alone time at the bench. One Sunday morning I wasn't alone as there were a couple other artists around.

 

One approached another who was seated and asked, "You hungover?"

 

The other replied, "No, not yet....I think I'm still drunk actually." :blink:

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Xiwo Xerase said:
13 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

Heard at work multiple times: "This will only take you five minutes."  (Three hours later...)

 

I was thinking something similar to this like, "This won't hurt a bit" or "Any idiot can do this".

 

My oldest often has a disconnect between his brain and mouth. I usually understand what he means but I force him to actually say it so a normal person could understand. Need to get those communication skills working properly before he's out in the real world. Not going to post but he as some good ones at times.

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13 hours ago, Corsair said:

Welcome to April!

 

April 1 [April Fool's Day]

What was the silliest comment you have ever heard?

 

Overheard during my time working at a movie theater in the early 2000s:

 

"Gigli was such a good movie!"

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