Randomness XVI: Brains versus Bleach - an Epic Rap Battle in Iambic Pentameter.

[Froggy the Great]

The random of the forumites is such

that fifteen threads of weird have swelled

with glitter, coffee, thews and waffles Dutch,

And here the twenty stanky socks have dwelled.

 

And here upon our filling Thread Fifteen

with yea, a thousand pages of the same,

Here comes the sixteenth to the posters keen

And all that's left is to compose its name.

 

But in the fourteenth thread of random reign,

Titular epitaph and epithet

collected there, a hundred such remain:

The gathered wit, unwholesome to forget.

 

And from that list the brains and bleach do come:

An epic random rapping battle poem.

 

[Darsc Zacal]

Have at it forumites

[Chaoswolf]

First!

[Paradoxical Mouse]

Woot! I want to claim first food post. I made cocoa mochi in my microwave earlier. It was yummy.

[TripleH]

Second

 

Ninja'd by a mouse

Edited September 10, 2019 by TripleH

[Green Eyed Monster]

14 hours ago, Gadgetman! said:

Don't you hate it when...   

 

you wake up at 2am because you heard a 'ding' sound, and you know beyond any doubt that 

1. You forgot to close the laptop, so it didn't go into powersave,

2. You left the browser open with a forum topic in one tab,

3. Someone just posted to that topic,

4. If you try to get up and navigate to it, you're bound to step on something or fall onto(and through) the glass-topped table in the livingroom...

 

BTDT but without the glass coffee table.

The glass topped table is with the rest of the patio furniture.

GEM

Just now, Paradoxical Mouse said:

Woot! I want to claim first food post. I made cocoa mochi in my microwave earlier. It was yummy.

Then I claim stitching the previous thread to this one.

GEM

[Wyvernfire]

*delurks* Ooo new thread.... here’s to lurking less and posting more with all you fine forum folk.

[Paradoxical Mouse]

3 minutes ago, TripleH said:

Second

 

Ninja'd by a mouse

Mouse is indeed a ninja.

[Marvin]

Meem

 

[TripleH]

This new thread appears to still be asleep.  Here's some COFFEE:

[Corsair]

Dedicated to the ongoing competition of WOOF, MEOW and RIBBIT

[Green Eyed Monster]

@redambrosia condolences on the loss of your four pawed friend.

Tough getting caught up once you lot spot the end of thread.

GEM

[Paradoxical Mouse]

A GEM ninja post made me feel like my original post here was inappropriate. 

[Pegazus]

Post

[Green Eyed Monster]

10 minutes ago, Paradoxical Mouse said:

A GEM ninja post made me feel like my original post here was inappropriate. 

Unintentional.

I was typing up my post, confident that it would easily slip into Randomness XV as a remark had just landed there when somebody removed the SUBMIT button.

So Plan B was to copy & Paste it here.

-

Just got the estimate for the well we are going to need for our new Hideaway.

Turnkey, which is well, pump, associated plumbing and electrical, all permitting and paperwork, water quality testing and certs, everything but the shed to house the machinery: $16,999.19

Upside is, no water bills going forward.

GEM