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1 minute ago, OneBoot said:

Oh my gosh!!! MrBoot has expressed interest in learning how to paint! :bday: I'm all kinds of squeeful about this, and I'm trying very hard not to enthuse all over him so I don't scare him away. :lol:

 

Good thing I've got a Bones Learn to Paint kit handy! ::D:

 

Huzzah! 

--OneBoot :D 

Plus a personal tutor. :winkthumbs:

GEM

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8 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

Plus a personal tutor. :winkthumbs:

GEM

 

True, but he likes to sort of figure out new things out a bit on his own first, so I figure the LtPK will be perfect for that. I'll be sure to be painting other things nearby so I'll be handy for clarifications and demonstrations, without him feeling like I'm hovering, lol. 

 

I'm trying SO HARD not to extrapolate this out to both of us attending ReaperCon next year, but it's soooooo haaaaard not to!! :lol: One step at a time!

 

Huzzah! 

--OneBoot :D 

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11 minutes ago, OneBoot said:

 

Good thing I've got a Bones Learn to Paint kit spare Ma'al and a dozen size 0 brushes handy! ::D:

 

 

FTFY

 

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1 minute ago, OneBoot said:

 

True, but he likes to sort of figure out new things out a bit on his own first, so I figure the LtPK will be perfect for that. I'll be sure to be painting other things nearby so I'll be handy for clarifications and demonstrations. 

 

I'm trying SO HARD not to extrapolate this out to both of us attending ReaperCon next year, but it's soooooo haaaaard not to!! :lol: One step at a time!

 

Huzzah! 

--OneBoot :D 

When he gets to the point he's asking questions about technique, you might casually mention that "fill in the blank" teaches a class on that.

GEM

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Just now, Mad Jack said:

 

FTFY

 

 

:lol: Nah, there's only room in this household for one person willing to turn into a gibbering pile of goo for the sake of fleeting internet glory, lol.

 

I already know he wouldn't do it; he's very careful and meticulous, and always seemed somewhat distressed at my "wasting" a mini on goblin challenges. To which I usually responded by pointing out the fact that the only big minis I have painted are those ones, plus all the things I learned while doing them. He still thinks I should have taken my time to do the best job I possibly could have, but I have no regrets. ^_^

 

Huzzah! 

--OneBoot :D 

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6 minutes ago, OneBoot said:

He still thinks I should have taken my time to do the best job I possibly could have, but I have no regrets. ^_^

 

 Well, you took all seven days, right? ::P:

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5 hours ago, Last Knight said:

There's clearly something in the water effecting you and TGP adversely; everyone knows Last Knight doesn't really exist. ^_^

This is not the knight you’re looking for.... 

 

 

 

Help! It’s on my baby!


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14 minutes ago, redambrosia said:

This is not the knight you’re looking for.... 

 

 

 

Help! It’s on my baby!

 

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That's one incredible Snot Blob.

GEM

Thanks for the baby pick.

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On 11/9/2019 at 2:20 PM, Sylverthorne said:

Mr. Thorne just came in with the share. What in the holy hell do I do with 18 habenjeros?!

That's.. about 14 more peppers than usually goes in my chili, and 16 more than I feel comfortable doing tacos with.  I'm half-tempted to stuff them with cheese and wish them on the roommate, who likes his noms spicier than either Mr. Thorne or I. 

 

Do they freeze? 

 

If you like habaneros, make hot sauce.  Vinegar & salt, blender, easy.  Lot of recipes online. 

 

16 hours ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

 

You aren't letting it steep long enough.

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Ah!  Just right.

GEM

 

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5 hours ago, Unruly said:

I need to figure out what is going on with my body right now. I'm just all kinds of aches. My eyes hurt, my shoulders hurt, my feet hurt, my back hurts, and my neck hurts. I'm barely over 30! I'm still supposed to spring out of bed, not slowly roll over and groan as I listen to my bones creak!

 

This just isn't the way it's supposed to be.

 

But this is the way it starts.  Hope you feel better soon and it's nothing serious. 

 

 

 

 

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It’s simple:

6 hours ago, Unruly said:

I need to figure out what is going on with my body right now. I'm just all kinds of aches. My eyes hurt, my shoulders hurt, my feet hurt, my back hurts, and my neck hurts. I'm barely over 30! I'm still supposed to spring out of bed, not slowly roll over and groan as I listen to my bones creak!

 

This just isn't the way it's supposed to be.

—Too much of the foods you like

—Too few of the Vegetables you hate

—Too much blood pressure

—Weird nightshift hours

—And a General Level of sleep deprivation 

 

...will do that to a body. 

 

( Just because I am playing a wise old Griffin, that is in turn pretending to be a doctor, on the Internet... does not mean my guess diagnosis is wrong... )

 

or it could be the flu. 

 

2 hours ago, OneBoot said:

Oh my gosh!!! MrBoot has expressed interest in learning how to paint! :bday: I'm all kinds of squeeful about this, and I'm trying very hard not to enthuse all over him so I don't scare him away. :lol:

 

Good thing I've got a Bones Learn to Paint kit handy! ::D:

 

Huzzah! 

--OneBoot :D 

Let him choose any mini he likes...even if it is not part of the kit. 

1 hour ago, OneBoot said:

 

:lol: Nah, there's only room in this household for one person willing to turn into a gibbering pile of goo for the sake of fleeting internet glory, lol.

 

I already know he wouldn't do it; he's very careful and meticulous, and always seemed somewhat distressed at my "wasting" a mini on goblin challenges. To which I usually responded by pointing out the fact that the only big minis I have painted are those ones, plus all the things I learned while doing them. He still thinks I should have taken my time to do the best job I possibly could have, but I have no regrets. ^_^

 

Huzzah! 

--OneBoot :D 

Do let him pick whatever mini he wants. 

 

With those big challenge models you could always begin again (strip the paint) or you could just carry on painting: do glazes, add details, pin washed shades, dry brushing, etc.

 

The option always exists to have another crack at them (with a full arsenal of brushes even!)

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6 hours ago, Unruly said:

I need to figure out what is going on with my body right now. I'm just all kinds of aches. My eyes hurt, my shoulders hurt, my feet hurt, my back hurts, and my neck hurts. I'm barely over 30! I'm still supposed to spring out of bed, not slowly roll over and groan as I listen to my bones creak!

 

This just isn't the way it's supposed to be.

 

You voided the warranty?

 

You're not Fester Addams, you need to sleep on a real bed instead of a bed of nails?

 

You now realize the human body begins breaking down at 25?

 

You got in a bar fight with a biker gang last night and must have drunk too much to remember?

 

:ph34r: I'm sure it must have been that last one. Check for new tattoos, you never know :ph34r:

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Well jells. I hope everyone is doing good. Make sure your hatches are battened down. It is going to get nasty here tomorrow. Went to work this morning and pit some plastic on the worst windows in prep for this winter. 

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