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3 hours ago, Pegazus said:


*sniff*
 

Smells like a Yankee to me... he probably doing that “walkin’ ‘bout” I done heard tell of. 
 

Face it, you’ve eaten the food, breathed the air, and slept in that forsaken alternate dimension. You belong to It now. 

 

Yankee, yes. NY Yankee? NEVER!!

 

1 hour ago, klarg1 said:


This is how it starts.

 

Tell me, @Crowley, how strong are your feelings on what constitutes ‘real’ pizza or bagels?

Pizza? Very strong, but I realized I had strong feelings on pizza when I moved to Maryland, long before I moved to NY. Bagel? Eh. 

 

Okay, can't cancel the insurance till the plates get turned into the state. Okay... *shrug* Guess I'll call them back next week. Do need to get this all wrapped up before I head off to the land of chest bursting aliens for the holidays. 

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Well, that was fun at work today.  Bingo'd my work truck... And by that, we're talking brake light lit, master warning light lit, and a big giant "OIL LEVEL LOW SERVICE NOW" message in the thingy.  Yeah, turns out they don't install those banshee squeal metal tabs on brake pads anymore, and so that crunnnnnchy grinding noise means get it checked.  So yup, every light in my dashboard that could be red was very much so red ^_^;;;;

 

On the flipside, I get to drive my old baby for a few days, a Nissan NV1500.  First thoughts when I got back in, YAY LEGROOM!!!  Second thought "wow, I can see why everyone didn't quite like these ones, they're kind of coffin like for their feel".  Third thought?  "No backup camera.  This'll be interesting" (it was.  Didn't take long to get back into the habit, but still).  Oh yeah, fourth thought?  "Best learn to duck again".  Poor thing is a low roof truck, but at the same time, I'm now slightly under 7' in height, mwa ha ha (instead of just under 8')

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22 hours ago, TheAuldGrump said:

 

 no falls or head injuries. I have no idea how or why it happened.

 

 Coughing too hard can definitely detach your retina - I've heard of several cases in the past, and used to know someone it happened to.

 

Coughing hard enough can tense up every muscle in your body, and the sudden shaking can be violent enough to tear soft tissue - I've pulled abdominal muscles and ended up spitting blood because I ripped the hell out of the back of my throat during the times I've come down with bronchitis...

 

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UPS is late. They were late last night as well. I came home from work around 430 this morning & there was a box on the step. My wife left the porch light on so yah it was in full spotlight for all to see. I totally get why they are running late with BF last week but this is getting annoying. Couple of big packages that I don't want outside. One being my new Chromebook, the other a resin printer.....

 

Normally I like UPS but it would be nice if our delivery time wasn't after 5 normally.

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Watching the tracking on my new computer. It was estimated to arrive middle of next week. We'll be gone Monday and Tuesday so hoping it arrives before or after then. So far it's gone from Kentucky to Ohio to Ontario and cleared customs! :blink: That's practically a straight line and relatively fast. I'm used to seeing parcels I'm tracking visit more states than I have and both coasts before getting to Canada.

 

 

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1 hour ago, haldir said:

UPS is late. They were late last night as well. I came home from work around 430 this morning & there was a box on the step. My wife left the porch light on so yah it was in full spotlight for all to see. I totally get why they are running late with BF last week but this is getting annoying. Couple of big packages that I don't want outside. One being my new Chromebook, the other a resin printer.....

 

Normally I like UPS but it would be nice if our delivery time wasn't after 5 normally.

 

Well UPS finally showed up.  Half an hour before the by time amount. Again totally understand why they are so late but annoying all the same. Time to play with packages tomorrow, now it's bed for a few hours before work!

 

Hopefully with the ast manager ordering, it won't be a long night.  Last Sunday morning, she was kinda in that starting to spiral towards madness with what arrived in the backroom, that morning, when we left. We shall see.

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14 minutes ago, Pezler the Polychromatic said:

The weather network just told me that it will be a mild winter, but they lie. The winter will be a hard one, I know this. The caterpillars have told me.

Didn't realize the farmer's almanac was written by caterpillars...  That does answer a few question though... 

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27 minutes ago, Pezler the Polychromatic said:

The weather network just told me that it will be a mild winter, but they lie. The winter will be a hard one, I know this. The caterpillars have told me.

@Pezler the Polychromatic

12 minutes ago, WhiteWulfe said:

Didn't realize the farmer's almanac was written by caterpillars...  That does answer a few question though... 

Did you change them to bright glowy colors? to thank them for the info. 

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18 minutes ago, WhiteWulfe said:

Didn't realize the farmer's almanac was written by caterpillars...  That does answer a few question though... 

 

5 minutes ago, TGP said:

@Pezler the Polychromatic

Did you change them to bright glowy colors? to thank them for the info. 

Woolly bear caterpillars. The shorter the brown band in the middle, the harsher the winter will be. Nature tells us a lot. Though Saskatchewan also has a pig spleen prognosticator.

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6 hours ago, Unruly said:

...post-scarcity utopia...

 

That has never existed in the history of ever. Nor will it. 

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1 hour ago, Pezler the Polychromatic said:

 

Woolly bear caterpillars. The shorter the brown band in the middle, the harsher the winter will be. Nature tells us a lot. Though Saskatchewan also has a pig spleen prognosticator.

Isn't a "pig spleen prognosticator" a fast way to use up pigs?

GEM

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57 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

Isn't a "pig spleen prognosticator" a fast way to use up pigs?

GEM

Bacon......

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11 hours ago, TGP said:
17 hours ago, Unruly said:

...post-scarcity utopia...

 

That has never existed in the history of ever. Nor will it. 

Something to work toward!

 

Coffee!!

 

Happy to see the forum back online. 

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Welcome back to the forum folks! :bday:

 

I don't know what happened, but panic mode is now averted. ::o::winkthumbs:

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