Glitterwolf Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, redambrosia said: You know, I have to say that this thread is disappointing me. Six questions and we haven’t gotten to know APRIL at all! because the title is “getting to know April”... okay, I’ll leave now... I'm pretty sure my girl would object if I told her I wanted to get to know April better. Since it's a girl's name...runs.. Edited April 6, 2020 by Glitterwolf 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezler the Polychromatic Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 6 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. The real treasure was in our hearts all along. 4 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManvsMini Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. Knowledge. The answers to questions that have long plagued humanity, such as: - Who let the dogs out? (as inquired in '98 by the Baha Men) - Who actually started the fire? (as Billy Joel vehemently denies having anything to do with it) - And finally, as pondered by the Rolling Stones, why does brown sugar taste so good? 2 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inarah Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 8 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. Toilet paper, in an automated dispenser. 4 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CashWiley Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Glitterwolf said: I'm pretty sure my girl would object if I told her I wanted to get to know April better. Since it's a girl's name...runs.. My ex's name, so I'm sure my girl would object more! Also, I don't want to know THAT particular April better whatsoever!! 25 years...still too soon :D 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dean Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 4/4/2020 at 9:12 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 4 Have you done any baking recently? What did you make and how did it turn out? If not, what is your favorite baked food? I missed this one over the weekend...wait for it...because I was in the kitchen baking bread. I baked pecan/potato chip shortbread cookies on Friday, honey whole bread on Saturday (plus whole wheat buttermilk biscuits for breakfast) and a test loaf of sourdough bread on Sunday. Except for the experimental sourdough, which was edible but not sour enough, I’d feed any of it to my friends. 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Cave Bear Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 10 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. 6 hours ago, Disciple of Sakura said: The treasure was the friends we made along the way. It’s true! Especially the gold dragon and that mythril warforged bard! 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keianna Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. Buckets and piles of shiny gold (colored) game tokens and rolls of colorful prize tickets. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werkrobotwerk Posted April 7, 2020 Author Share Posted April 7, 2020 APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttuckerman Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Make you buy more Bones. 4 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? That pizza you found, you know the one where you thought pineapple was already bad enough. IT'S GLUTEN FREEEEE!!! Pizza is supposed to be fun to eat, not an ordeal. Edited April 7, 2020 by Cranky Dog 1 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper_the_2nd Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? It is the dreaded "I know I have one...it was right HERE..." curse. Whenever you want to start a new Bones mini, you will be unable to find the one you know you have. For every 15 minutes spent searching make a Will (or WIS or SAN depending on your system) check. DC starts at 10 and goes up 1 for every check made during this search. When you inevitably fail your check, place an order with Reaper. While making your order with Reaper, make an additional INT (or equivalent) save, DC 15. If you failed that save, once you've completed your order you realize you got distracted by all the shinies and didn't actually order the mini you need. Go make another order, with another INT save. Repeat until you actually make your INT save. Now roll 2d8. In that number of days from now, you will accidentally find the mini you were looking for. There is no known cure for this curse. 3 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManvsMini Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Turn all your toilet paper into rough grit sandpaper. Now that's a curse. 3 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malefactus Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 6:27 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. THE MOST FABULOUS OBJECT IN THE WORLD! 1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Any one touching it turns into a smoldering lump of burning coal. This is, of course, a brazen copy of the ending for Time Bandits. 9 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Pineapple pizza and skunked beer? Ugh. 1 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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