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2 minutes ago, redambrosia said:

You know, I have to say that this thread is disappointing me. Six questions and we haven’t gotten to know APRIL at all! 
 

 

 

 

 

 

because the title is “getting to know April”... okay, I’ll leave now...

 

I'm pretty sure my girl would object if I told her I wanted to get to know April better.

 

Since it's a girl's name...runs..

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7 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 6.

What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? 

 

Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part.

 

Knowledge. The answers to questions that have long plagued humanity, such as:

- Who let the dogs out? (as inquired in '98 by the Baha Men)

- Who actually started the fire? (as Billy Joel vehemently denies having anything to do with it)

- And finally, as pondered by the Rolling Stones, why does brown sugar taste so good?

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8 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 6.

What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? 

 

Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part.

 

Toilet paper, in an automated dispenser. 

 

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2 hours ago, Glitterwolf said:

 

I'm pretty sure my girl would object if I told her I wanted to get to know April better.

 

Since it's a girl's name...runs..

My ex's name, so I'm sure my girl would object more!

Also, I don't want to know THAT particular April better whatsoever!! 25 years...still too soon :D 

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On 4/4/2020 at 9:12 AM, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 4

Have you done any baking recently? What did you make and how did it turn out?

If not, what is your favorite baked food?

 

 

I missed this one over the weekend...wait for it...because I was in the kitchen baking bread.  I baked pecan/potato chip shortbread cookies on Friday, honey whole bread on Saturday (plus whole wheat buttermilk biscuits for breakfast) and a test loaf of sourdough bread on Sunday.  Except for the experimental sourdough, which was edible but not sour enough, I’d feed any of it to my friends. ::D:

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10 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 6.

What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? 

 

Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part.

 

6 hours ago, Disciple of Sakura said:

The treasure was the friends we made along the way.

 

It’s true!  Especially the gold dragon and that mythril warforged bard!

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12 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 6.

What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? 

 

Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part.

 

Buckets and piles of shiny gold (colored) game tokens and rolls of colorful prize tickets. 

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56 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 7.

Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED!

What does the curse do?

That pizza you found, you know the one where you thought pineapple was already bad enough.

 

IT'S GLUTEN FREEEEE!!! :down:

 

Pizza is supposed to be fun to eat, not an ordeal.

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1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 7.

Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED!

What does the curse do?

It is the dreaded "I know I have one...it was right HERE..." curse.

Whenever you want to start a new Bones mini, you will be unable to find the one you know you have.  For every 15 minutes spent searching make a Will (or WIS or SAN depending on your system) check. DC starts at 10 and goes up 1 for every check made during this search. When you inevitably fail your check, place an order with Reaper. While making your order with Reaper, make an additional INT (or equivalent) save, DC 15. If you failed that save, once you've completed your order you realize you got distracted by all the shinies and didn't actually order the mini you need.  Go make another order, with another INT save. Repeat until you actually make your INT save.
Now roll 2d8. In that number of days from now, you will accidentally find the mini you were looking for.

There is no known cure for this curse.

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On 4/6/2020 at 6:27 AM, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 6.

What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? 

 

Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part.

 

THE MOST FABULOUS OBJECT IN THE WORLD!

 

1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

APRIL 7.

Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED!

What does the curse do?

 

Any one touching it turns into a smoldering lump of burning coal.

This is, of course, a brazen copy of the ending for Time Bandits.

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