TGP Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? The Curse turns you into an Animatronic Denizen of the Pizza Dungeon. You must find which remote controls you and reprogram it to break the curse. 8 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezler the Polychromatic Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Curse the curse, that way the curse is cursed which counteracts the curse. 1 1 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsair Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Shrinks your underwear 2 sizes per turn! 1 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Kane Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Grants your every wish.......... only in the worse possible way. Wish for all the gold in the world?????? You must now work 40 hours in retail for 40 gp which then you have to pay 42 gp in taxes!!! 1 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiwo Xerase Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Since Mr. Bones is now banned from the establishment, it's up to you to make sure Lysette can get her Pizza Dungeon fix. 6 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWulfe Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all. Except the paranoia about it doing nothing will slowly creep in... 1 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitterwolf Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 5 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Every time you fall asleep you will have a dream in which you visit Justin Bieber in concert. You will wake up after attending the full set including encores. 2 1 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Corsair said: Shrinks your underwear 2 sizes per turn! I'M IMMUNE! No underwear here. What? I treasure hunt from home. Edited April 7, 2020 by Cranky Dog 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disciple of Sakura Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 6 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? It makes you too sexy for your shirt. Too sexy for your cat. So sexy it hurts! 2 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoramel Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 4/5/2020 at 9:13 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 5 Make up a ridiculous magic item! What does it do? Where do you find it? One time the alchemist in the group decided he wanted to make a magic gun that never seemed to run out of ammo (kind of like Ash's rifle from Army of Darkness). I acted all reluctant and said only if I got to decide what form the gun would take, to which he agreed thinking any gun that doesn't run out of ammo would be useful. So now he has a T-shirt Cannon that never runs out. But I'm not entirely cruel, he gets to decide what each T-shirt says. On 4/6/2020 at 7:27 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 6. What is the treasure at the end of the animatronic dungeon? Other than Sophie's dice we already know that part. The Bones VI Kickstarter. 7 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? Drains your wallet. 6 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Cave Bear Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 14 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 7. Too bad that treasure at the end of the dungeon was CUUUUUUURRRRRRRRSSSED! What does the curse do? It is the curse of “Happily Ever After”. Peace and prosperity spreads throughout the land. There are no more wars, no more banditry or piracy, no more raging monsters or evil cults or secret plots to overthrow the king... ...And all adventurers can’t find any work and eventually die of ennui. 10 hours ago, Corsair said: Shrinks your underwear 2 sizes per turn! Hmmm... that’s a curse that all barbarians are immune to... 1 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werkrobotwerk Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keianna Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Summon tiny monster for a bat. Grab the scroll and back away slowly so as not to attract its attention. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicciopiu Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 34 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Oh this is easy: I wake the cat and I tell him to don't move; or I point a finger towards him; or I close the room door. Voilà! 2 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dean Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 40 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Put out a box. The winged cat will be unable to resist climbing into it. While occupied, grab the scroll and run... 3 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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