redambrosia Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 42 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Laser pointer. 4 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttuckerman Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 50 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Catnip scented yarn ball. 3 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyvernfire Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 56 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Fishing pole with feathers tied to the end of the line. 3 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inarah Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? 48 minutes ago, Rob Dean said: Put out a box. The winged cat will be unable to resist climbing into it. While occupied, grab the scroll and run... Box and a bowl of food. If that doesn't work, a pair of black pants and a white shirt. 1 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Boop his nose with the cursed gluten free pineapple pizza. The cat will be so repulsed he'll give me the scroll just to get rid of the pizza as quickly as possible. 6 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGP Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 25 minutes ago, Cranky Dog said: Boop his nose with the cursed gluten free pineapple pizza. The cat will be so repulsed he'll give me the scroll just to get rid of the pizza as quickly as possible. I am immune to that particular curse. 7 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGP Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 On 4/5/2020 at 8:13 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 5 Make up a ridiculous magic item! What does it do? Where do you find it? The Wand of Catnip Conjuring 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? That wand doesn’t seem so ridiculous now does it? (Unless the Large Winged Cat is an animatronic winged cat... @Werkrobotwerk ...is the man-sized winged cat animatronic like most other denizens of the Pizza Dungeon?) 6 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werkrobotwerk Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, TGP said: The Wand of Catnip Conjuring That wand doesn’t seem so ridiculous now does it? (Unless the Large Winged Cat is an animatronic winged cat... @Werkrobotwerk ...is the man-sized winged cat animatronic like most other denizens of the Pizza Dungeon?) Nah it's this one 8 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoramel Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? I have this magical item that never fails to get my cats to run back in the house when they manage to get outside. I suppose it would work for moving winged cats as well... 4 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezler the Polychromatic Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Shake the Magical Everfull Bag of Cat Treats. 6 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWulfe Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? I'm going to borrow the t-shirt cannon that @Thoramel gave one of his players. That would get most creatures to move... ..i didn't say I aimed at the cat, more or less... Noise would be enough to get most creatures to jump.. 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoramel Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 34 minutes ago, WhiteWulfe said: I'm going to borrow the t-shirt cannon that @Thoramel gave one of his players. That would get most creatures to move... ..i didn't say I aimed at the cat, more or less... Noise would be enough to get most creatures to jump.. Don't forget, the user of the cannon gets to decide what's printed on the shirt. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper_the_2nd Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? 4 hours ago, Rob Dean said: Put out a box. The winged cat will be unable to resist climbing into it. While occupied, grab the scroll and run... This was my initial answer. So instead: Walk into the room with a comfy chair and place it away from the cat. Go get an end table. Place it beside the chair. Get some snacks, a drink and a good book. Set all of those on the end table. Sit in chair for five seconds, then hop up and leave the room for 30 seconds. Upon returning the cat will be in the chair, asleep. 3 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitterwolf Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? 1 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiwo Xerase Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: APRIL 8. Good news! There's a scroll of remove curse! Bad news there's a man sized winged cat sleeping on the scroll! How are you going to get the scroll away from the cat? Delegate! Or, more accurately, "Lysette, I'll give you a $100 gift card for Pizza Dungeon if you get that scroll for me." It's probably worth it. Except to Mr. Bones, who now has no excuse to avoid taking Lysette to Pizza Dungeon... but this is all his fault anyway so he can deal with it! And, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the store to buy new pants. So much pizza... 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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