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1 minute ago, Green Eyed Monster said:

Sounds to me like you need to develop a side business of trapping and selling beaver.

GEM

 

I did it a little back before the big explosion. Have been considering it again but just too lazy to skin and tan them so far. Not sure what they're worth now. I liked skinning them a lot better than other animals because they smell like willow and don't have fleas and other vermin. I let anybody that's interested trap them on my land and as they are considered a nuisance we're allowed to just shoot them. Trouble is they're rodents. They can rebuild their numbers fairly fast. 

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15 minutes ago, Zink said:

 

I did it a little back before the big explosion. Have been considering it again but just too lazy to skin and tan them so far. Not sure what they're worth now. I liked skinning them a lot better than other animals because they smell like willow and don't have fleas and other vermin. I let anybody that's interested trap them on my land and as they are considered a nuisance we're allowed to just shoot them. Trouble is they're rodents. They can rebuild their numbers fairly fast. 

Do you use the diesel and fertilizer trick on the dams and lodges?

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20 minutes ago, Zink said:

 

I did it a little back before the big explosion. Have been considering it again but just too lazy to skin and tan them so far. Not sure what they're worth now. I liked skinning them a lot better than other animals because they smell like willow and don't have fleas and other vermin. I let anybody that's interested trap them on my land and as they are considered a nuisance we're allowed to just shoot them. Trouble is they're rodents. They can rebuild their numbers fairly fast. 

Sounds like a real headache.

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Huh, work gave all of us two cloth face masks, and they aren't bad... Only fog your glasses up half the time.  Wish they gave us more than two, because they're kind of hard to clean when you have to walk six blocks to do laundry, which is why I do such on the weekend, in one trip...  And why so many things for personal wear are planned in fives (five pairs of work shorts, five work shirts, you get the idea).. 

 

Weird thing though is they gave us black ones.  You'd think that Montreal would have thought that we can kind of look thuggish in our regular clothes (darrrrrk grey golf shirts, black pants or shorts), then add in sunglasses EVERY driver is wearing because it's bright outside, and then slap on a big, black mask.... Nope, not imposing at all. 

 

On the flipside, at least my clothes match now, and the cloth mask is a lot comfier to wear, at least on the itchyness side of things - your face does get fairly warm fairly quick though.   I am now a masked beard that wears sunglasses, mwa ha ha ha ha! 

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On 5/31/2020 at 3:30 PM, PaganMegan said:

 

 I blame these two:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GA5Mf-BCvk

 

 

 

6 hours ago, TripleH said:

 

I once saw two octopuses that looked the exact same.

 

 

 Did you hear that Sam and Stan, the famous singing Siamese twin lobsters, just received divorce papers from their wife?

 

Spoiler

Apparently the lobsters thought she wasn't supportive enough of their career, but she said they were just being two shellfish...

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Zink said:

 

I did it a little back before the big explosion. Have been considering it again but just too lazy to skin and tan them so far.

 

 Sounds like something to train the minions to do now that they're teenagers...

 

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2 hours ago, Pezler the Polychromatic said:

Do you use the diesel and fertilizer trick on the dams and lodges?

 

No, but different people have been telling me to use tannerite. I said the main problem with that is the three main dams bother me are 2 rods with culverts and a walking bridge between my house and barn. Kind of don't want to blow up the stuff I'm trying to save. May have to try the diesel on the houses nearest my problem areas.

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1 hour ago, WhiteWulfe said:

Weird thing though is they gave us black ones.  You'd think that Montreal would have thought that we can kind of look thuggish in our regular clothes (darrrrrk grey golf shirts, black pants or shorts), then add in sunglasses EVERY driver is wearing because it's bright outside, and then slap on a big, black mask.... Nope, not imposing at all. 

All you need now is a bowler hat, and to start incorporating the word "youse" into your usual speech. Bonus points if you can learn to flip a nickel George Raft style.  From the sound of things, the intimidation effect is probably deliberate, which wouldn't surprise me if the local necromancers are acting up again and this is part of your employer's response. 

36 minutes ago, Zink said:

 

No, but different people have been telling me to use tannerite. I said the main problem with that is the three main dams bother me are 2 rods with culverts and a walking bridge between my house and barn. Kind of don't want to blow up the stuff I'm trying to save. May have to try the diesel on the houses nearest my problem areas.

What are the restrictions on exporting live beavers? Because I might have a use for around 20 of them....

(There's a few places I can introduce them around the county where their antics will benefit my schemes to conquer it.)

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8 minutes ago, Lord of the Dish Pit said:


What are the restrictions on exporting live beavers?

 

 Lol - at this point, the biggest restriction on exporting live beavers is the post office's ability to get them delivered while they're still live...

 

 

2 minutes ago, NebulousMissy said:

How do beavers taste?

 

 With their tastebuds.

 

<ducks as objects fly overhead>

 

(Actually, I've heard conflicting reports about whether or not they taste good, but I've never tried it before...)

 

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11 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said:

should I take this to mean you just played the mk11 dlc?

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and chose the Shang Tsung ending?

 

I watched my husband play. He did both endings. He usually does. They’re all so destructively selfish it’s funny.

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