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Randomness XVII: The Madness of the Quorum


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1 hour ago, ManvsMini said:

 

 

Yzma: Take it, Kronk. Ohhhh, feel the power!

Kronk: Oh, I can feel it.

 

Well, ya got me.

By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

 

So... apparently everybody wants to punch the hero in the face for the first half hour of the film?

 

It wasn't just me? :lol:

 

I have been hearing 'Pull the lever!' for years, and not realized what the joke was about.

 

Also, great shoulder angels. Among the best I have seen.

 

It was a classically dumb film, but knew it, owned it, and poked fun at it.

 

Or, as Kronk put it - Squeaky, squeak, squeaker.

 

The Auld Grump

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5 hours ago, Chaoswolf said:

Two little  boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"

His friend answered, " Sixteen...four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer."

I thought it was twenty, there's also two have and two hold.

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Rotten Wheatstone bridges. When their behavior stumps 3 of the top data lab guys, you’ve got a whopper of an issue. 
 

Or one helluva glaringly stupid mistake.

 

Either way we missed our ship date. At least I got to see coworkers for the first time in six months.

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On 3/3/2021 at 11:32 PM, WhiteWulfe said:

My idea for a permanent photography setup seems to have rapidly blown itself out of proportion.  At first it was a basic 24x24" tent with a cheap lighting kit, and now the idea seems to be this massive light kit with gridded softboxes that costs three times more, skips the photo tent, and instead adds in photo background diorama thingies. 

 

Not sure whether to be excited about such in the planning stages, or if it's another case of complete and total overkill.  It would provide a good amount of even light though, that much is definitely certain. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDT0zyvOpps

 

 

8 hours ago, Chaoswolf said:

Two little  boys were at a wedding when one leaned over to the other and asked, "How many wives can a man have?"

His friend answered, " Sixteen...four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer."

 

Keep in mind that for every wife you get a family in law...

10 hours ago, TripleH said:

We have a @Glitterwolf sighting:

 

May be an image of text that says '2 Oregon GLTR I 22 WINE cou NTRY'

 

Probably trying to launch a raid on a S.Q.U.I.R.R.E.L. facility. 

 

 

Why that's classified information citizen.

Please report to your nearest WOOF facility for brainwashing briefing!

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2 hours ago, Glitterwolf said:

Why that's classified information citizen.

Please report to your nearest WOOF facility for brainwashing briefing!

Nobody shows up for a briefing!  At least call it a complimentary breakfast, or that there's snacks!  Food works much better as a motivator! 

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24 minutes ago, WhiteWulfe said:

Nobody shows up for a briefing!  At least call it a complimentary breakfast, or that there's snacks!  Food works much better as a motivator! 

 

 

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2 hours ago, WhiteWulfe said:

Nobody shows up for a briefing!  At least call it a complimentary breakfast, or that there's snacks!  Food works much better as a motivator! 

He's right, y'know.

I've been a willing  (ish) participant in some pretty boring meetings that offered free food.

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A few things you might find interesting (or not) that happened on March 5th:

  • 1616 – Nicolaus Copernicus's book On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres was added to the Index of Forbidden Books (a list of publications deemed heretical by the Catholic Church) 73 years after it was first published.

  • 1836 – Samuel Colt patented the first production-model revolver, the .34-caliber.

  • 1943 – First flight of the Gloster Meteor, Britain's first combat jet aircraft and the Allies' only jet fighter to achieve combat operations in WW2.

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1 hour ago, ManvsMini said:

A few things you might find interesting (or not) that happened on March 5th:

  • 1616 – Nicolaus Copernicus's book On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres was added to the Index of Forbidden Books (a list of publications deemed heretical by the Catholic Church) 73 years after it was first published.

  • 1836 – Samuel Colt patented the first production-model revolver, the .34-caliber.

  • 1943 – First flight of the Gloster Meteor, Britain's first combat jet aircraft and the Allies' only jet fighter to achieve combat operations in WW2.

I always enjoy your daily briefings. They say that God created man, and Sam Colt made them equal. 

 

For your viewing pleasure did you know that in Soviet Russia Papa Joe (Stalin) banned western music. In response there was a niche of bootleggers who pressed western music into discarded X-Rays. Collectors call these Bone Music. 

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13 hours ago, TheAuldGrump said:

Well, ya got me.

By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

 

So... apparently everybody wants to punch the hero in the face for the first half hour of the film?

 

It wasn't just me? :lol:

 

I have been hearing 'Pull the lever!' for years, and not realized what the joke was about.

 

Also, great shoulder angels. Among the best I have seen.

 

It was a classically dumb film, but knew it, owned it, and poked fun at it.

 

Or, as Kronk put it - Squeaky, squeak, squeaker.

 

The Auld Grump

Now waiting for Kronk's New Groove from the Big River.

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I am reading a supers series Grump likes.

 

Almost done with it, good, clean, silly fun. Superheroes and supervillains like pro wrestlers, fake fights and merchandising.

 

The current book I'm on has supervillains on a road trip. The three villains are LOVED by their fans, and aren't fooling anyone.

 

These books are like popcorn.

6 minutes ago, Froggy the Great said:

The Emperor's New Groove is more quotable than The Princess Bride.

Light the effigies, congregate to left.

I am really, really, REALLY hoping that Disney never does to ENG what they did to Aladdin, and make a live action/CG abomination of it.

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