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Randomness XVII: The Madness of the Quorum


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1 hour ago, Froggy the Great said:

Especially as the tinfoil hat actually serves as an antenna for the mind-control rays we're absolutely not broadcasting from an undisclosed location near you.

 

 Speaking of which, could you broadcast those at a frequency about two and a half microhertz lower? It's interfering with my ability to commune with the Psi Lords of Volteris from here...

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Arkady said:

So, for all those who can't get enough of chicks in lingerie.

 

Simple+DIY+chicken+diaper+from+drinkingw

Why does that look like a face mask on the wrong end?

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7 minutes ago, Cranky Dog said:

Why does that look like a face mask on the wrong end?

Funny you should ask. Because in a way it is, apparently. Tucked inside the lace, there's a face mask with a folded paper towel inside, to catch the poultry poop.

 

Still not clucking kidding.

 

Oh and before you ask: it's the sexy alternative to...

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.. chicken diaper.

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I'm afraid I'm too simple a mind to feel such urges.

 

All the poultry talk just makes me want Chicken Ceasar Salad.

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4 minutes ago, Cyradis said:

Hey, makes having house-chickens easier!

 

Now I want house-chickens. Dagnabbit.

 

I have a chicken diaper, in case I have to bring somebody in for reasons.

Kind of hoping I don't have to, because a chicken in a house full of cats doesn't seem like it's going to end well. >.>

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According to our neighbors, if the bird is big enough and in a fowl mood, you might see the cats chicken out.

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11 hours ago, Serenity said:

 

Anything more you can add?  If you've talked about this before, I must have missed it.

It was unexpected eye surgery, but not in a bad way.

 

The new lens they inserted into my left eye a few months ago had been building up a film of, well, crud. *EDIT* Apparently it happens about one out of four times.

 

Yesterday I went in for the examination, with the surgery to follow.

 

They had a last minute cancellation, and since I was right there, instead of waiting a week they just whisked me into surgery, and ten minutes later they were finished.

 

But the eye drops always throw me for a loop. I napped in the park (and missed the bird battle), then slept for twelve hours when we got home.

 

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The Tuesday after school group is scheming - I think they have figured out who is behind the attack that killed the Underfather's adopted son.... but not who is behind her.

 

The Auld Grump

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