VitM Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 10 hours ago, ManvsMini said: And here I was, coming up with an extravagant plan in the likes of classic teen/high school comedy films such as American Pie, Road Trip, and EuroTrip to rectify this... only it was more of a PG-rated plan, as we were only out to get you a romantic kiss... maybe a PG-13 rating, but ONLY for the possible use of harsh language... and now all that effort is wasted! Teen comedy? I thought everyone on this forum was at least in their 30s . 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corsair Posted August 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManvsMini Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 minute ago, VitM said: Teen comedy? I thought everyone on this forum was at least in their 30s . That's profiling, and profiling is wrong... even if it may be true in my case... But they also don't make many movies of people in their 30's seeking a first kiss/date/whatever to base my joke on (except 40 Year Old Virgin... or Never Been Kissed), so gotta work with what is available. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiwo Xerase Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? Of the three, one of the mushrooms. What that mushroom would be doing in my sock drawer, I have no idea... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitterwolf Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? Obviously I got a whole stash of glitterbombs under my bed, just in case, you know... I would rather not smell/find a sock. One of those shrooms wouldn't be bad, I have one and I like it!!! Edited August 11, 2020 by Glitterwolf 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManvsMini Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? Well, you all know my stance on glitter, so that's right out... and I do hate mystery smells, so the sock is probably out too (plus you never know what that sock has been used for...)... so I'll have to go with the mushroom, by elimination. Besides, the mushroom is from malefactus... everybody loves a fun guy (yup, I did it, played the dad-joke card). 4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleH Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 15 minutes ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? The @buglips*the*goblin socks are out, have enough sinus issues, @malefactus Mushrooms? Yeah.....can't say. @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? Interesting, but can't say. Yeah, I'm going to have to plead the fifth on account of this being a family friendly forum. 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttuckerman Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Any but the sock. Can't find anything under the bed, so a smelly sock would be right out. 9 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? Definitely one of the shrooms! Although I do try to keep @malefactus's mushrooms locked in the display cabinet/book shelf. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper_the_2nd Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 26 minutes ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? Definitely not the sock. That would mean he was here, which would immediately activate protocol BTG1, total lock down of all my old paint. It would probably already be too late by that point, leading to BTG2, extraction and relocation to a secured facility of all paint and paint related items. At that point the assumption that "he's in the walls" leads through various steps including evacuation of miniatures and cats, getting the neighbours evacuated, and eventually resulting in the inevitable BTG11, aka "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure". No way I want to go through that......again. House insurance is already high enough....... The mushroom might not be so bad, as long as it isn't one of those mobile ones...although it might be creepy knowing it is down there lurking, and likely multiplying (they seem to do that). Next thing I know there is a whole forest of them down there, then goblins and the like start appearing....and then next thing you know, I find a stanky sock....agh, and 90 minutes later, mushroom cloud and skyrocketing insurance rates... Did not see that coming, one mushroom seemed so harmless..... That leaves glitter bombs.... one would hope said glitter bomb would be switched over to the eco friendly biodegradable DAZZLE that Culture Hustle is producing...... With my vast knowledge of bad TV show bomb defusing techniques, I rate my chances of defusing said glitter bomb at > 0%. If the standard class IV Stroopwafel trigger is still being used, I put my odds higher, possibly even into the 2 digit range.... But when it inevitably goes off, well, there is no getting it out of the carpet....the good thing is I'll be working for home for quite a whole yet, so no one will see my socks covered with glitter.... Also, glitter is a known goblin repellent, so it may actually lower my house insurance..... Looks like I'm going with option G. 4 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWulfe Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? None of the above! Besides, I wear steel toes all day, my socks are probably worse... 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoramel Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? D. None of the above! 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malefactus Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? My Mushrooms refuse to go under the sofa/bed' re, The Dust Bunnies FROM HELL! are under there. One of Buglip's socks might eliminate the Dust Bunny problem, but the collateral damage would be just too horrid. That leaves the infamous glitter bomb. Edited August 11, 2020 by malefactus 7 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranky Dog Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, Chaoswolf said: No, Who is on first. What got to second base. [Suggestively wiggles eyebrows] PS. For those unfamiliar with the classic sketch. Edited August 11, 2020 by Cranky Dog 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitM Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Corsair said: Quizzle for 11 August 2020: Which would you rather find under your bed? One of @buglips*the*goblin's socks, one of @malefactus' mushrooms or one of @Glitterwolf's glitter bombs? The shroom. Definitely the shroom. 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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