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Thanks, all! 

5 hours ago, golldan said:

Nice salmon!

Yay! I'll take any excuse to use metallic paints. The fish at the missus's feet are from the rowboat and from a set-dressing pack from Michael's.

12 hours ago, Lidless Eye said:

Love them, love the topic name.

Thank you! But really, the residents of this horrible town have to occupy their time somehow in between cult rituals and terrorizing strangers. I bet there's going to be a lot of drama with a close-knit community of part-humans who never die of old age, even without the metamorphosis.

12 hours ago, Iridil said:

Wonderful fishmen additions - really like your fence and sign!

Thank you! They're really great sculpts. The fence is just a dock turned on its side. The sign was a business card I made for a tabletop game, digitally altered from a vintage shoe salesman's card. Business cards make great tabletop-scale billboards. 

17 hours ago, Glitterwolf said:

Great stuff!

*** Say Dear? Don't you smell something fishy?  Erm...Dear? Why're you holding that cleaver?***

"Is our culture a joke to you, Derek? I knew I should have listened to my 6000-year-old mother! 'Just find a nice land vertebrate with opposable thumbs for a night and then leave him to lay your ten thousand glistening eggs in a salt marsh' she said, but nooo..."

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