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THE "F" WORD:

 

 

 

When is @#$% Acceptable?

 

 

 

 

 

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been

 

considered acceptable for use.

 

 

 

They are as follows:

 

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

 

 

 

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 

 

 

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

 

 

 

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 

 

 

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing indians come from?"

 

 

 

-- Custer, 1877

 

 

 

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

 

 

 

-- Einstein, 1938

 

 

 

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

 

 

 

-- Picasso, 1926

 

 

 

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

 

 

 

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

 

 

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

 

 

 

-- Michelangelo, 1566

 

 

 

 

 

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

 

 

 

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

 

 

 

 

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my butt!"

 

 

 

-- Noah, 4314 BC

 

 

 

 

 

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

 

 

 

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

 

 

 

and a drum roll...........! ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."

 

 

 

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

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hehe..

 

Aide - "Sir, the germans want our unconditional surrender"

McAuliffe - "Tell 'em to *@ off!"

Aide -"We can't print that in the paper, sir"

McAuliffe - "Fine.. tell 'em 'Nuts!'"

 

"Can you put that *&%!ing cigarette out?"

- Mac Pruss, Hindenberg Captain

 

(also he might have said "Who forgot the #[email protected]%!ing fire extinguishers")

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Well, here a few more. Seems like the "best place to put this, though not all fit the "topic" still good for yucks, for those who can see the humor in it!

The top ten things Samual Jackson would have said if he had been in the original three Star Wars movies.

 

10. You don't need to see my [email protected]#$N identification, 'cause these are the Mother #[email protected]##@' droids your looking for.

 

9.Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother @#$%@#'.

 

8. This is your fathers light saber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother @#[email protected]#$' stormtrooper in the room....accept no substitiutes.

 

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what what the @#%$ we're going to do. I ain't got no other contacts on Tattooine.

 

6. Feel the force mother #@$%#$.

 

5. 'What' ain't no planet I ever heard of. DO they speak Boccoa on what?

 

4. You sending the Fett? [email protected]#t, Hutt that's all you had to say!

 

3. wouldn't go so far to say the mother @#[email protected]#$'s a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a haiproblem. What's the brother going to do? He's a wookie.

 

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a B***h?

 

1. Hand me my lightsaber......It's the one that says "Bad Mother @#[email protected]#$" on it.

 

(IF you ever seen Pulp Fiction, some of these should look famliar to you! )

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there used to be these old radio spots that would talk about the proper usage of certain words.

My stepmom found a parody of them on the proper usage of the F-word.

 

*looks for a website that has the transcript or an audio clip*

 

*curses the fact that she can only find an audio clip and starts typing*

 

 

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word #@$%

 

Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, #@$% is the only word that is referred to as "the F-word"

 

It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

 

#@$%, as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word "Frichen" which means, "to Strike"

 

In English, the word #@$% falls into many grammatical categories.

 

As a transitive verb, for instance: "John #@$%-ed Shirley"

 

As an intransitive verb: "Shirley #@$%-s"

 

It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as: "John's doing all the #@$%-ing work"

 

As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too #@$%-ing much"

 

As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is #@$%-ing beautiful"

 

As a noun: "I don't give a #@$%"

 

As part of a word: "abso-#@$%-ing-lutely" or, "in-#@$%-ing-credible"

 

And, as almost every word in a sentence: "#@$% the #@$%-ing #@$%-ers"

 

You must realize that there aren't many words with the versatility of #@$%, as in these examples describing situations such as fraud:

"I got #@$%-ed at the used car lot"

 

Dismay: "Aw, #@$% it"

 

Trouble: "I guess I'm really #@$%-ed now"

 

Aggression: "Don't #@$% with me buddy"

 

Difficulty: "I don't understand this #@$%-ing question"

 

Inquiry: "Who the #@$% was that?"

 

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the #@$% is going on here"

 

Incompetence: "He's a #@$% off"

 

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go #@$% yourself"

 

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

 

We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

 

Say it loudly and proudly!

 

#@$% you!

 

 

^_^

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