ManvsMini Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Only ever had turkey before. But if they are geese that lay golden eggs, I want those. 7 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TaleSpinner Posted June 11, 2021 Moderator Share Posted June 11, 2021 I like how the question was more which would we want to deal with, but we all turned it into a food thing. Typical for us. 2 1 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redambrosia Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Turkeys. There’s already wild turkeys around here, so chasing them off wouldn’t be too risky (as they are used to people), I could always eat them, and they’re less of a-holes than geese. 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iridil Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Turkies. Geese get angry and sometimes bite. And maybe the turkies will get into one of those circle formations, which is always fun to watch. We have invasive wild turkeys in my city actually... but they are much less anoying than invasive peacocks and live mostly in the hills and at the marina 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inarah Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Turkey. They're easier to frighten away, and quieter than geese. Plus I know how to cook them, if it comes to that. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWulfe Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? I want to say turkey, because there's less poop, it doesn't reek, and doesn't stain concrete.. But a goose means there'd be a lot fewer people walking up and down the hallway... Canadian geese are nasty buggers. 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NebulousMissy Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Geese? Geese! I haven't had the chance to eat goose in ages! Sure it'll fight me beforehand but that's fine. 7 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezler the Polychromatic Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Turkeys are great in the deep fryer, but we don't have any wild ones up here. As for geese: all of the Canadians' anger and rage is funneled into Canadian cobra chickens, so it is best not to deal with that which should not be tampered with. 4 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicalFeline Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Geese. Despite generally being demons, we share a mutual distaste of each other and thus leave one another alone. 8 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlordgarou Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Turkeys. I can shoo wild turkeys away, and I'm probably not in any major legal trouble if I accidentally injure one. Canadian Geese are federally protected, and I swear that they are aware of, and gladly abuse, this status. I don't worry about too much when I am out running, but there are paths & trails I avoid for two months every spring because the cobra chickens have taken them over, and will defend their turf. 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitchen_wolf Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 (edited) That choice has long since been made for me: Spoiler Edited June 12, 2021 by kitchen_wolf 3 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haldir Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 18 hours ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werkrobotwerk Posted June 12, 2021 Author Share Posted June 12, 2021 June 12 Do you wake up at the same time on weekends as you do during the work week? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haldir Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 12 Do you wake up at the same time on weekends as you do during the work week? I don't have the traditional weekend days off, nor are my works "days" regular as well. That being said, I probably wake up earlier on the days of my nights off. 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowley Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 On 6/9/2021 at 8:37 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: June 9 You walk out of a bar or club late at night, on a lamp post is a yellow and purple sticker with a 3 eyed dragon on it and a QR code. Do you scan the code? Heck no! Might take a pic of it to investigate later, but nope. Too dangerous to scan random QR codes On 6/9/2021 at 4:03 PM, Cranky Dog said: Seeing how nearly all of us are not bar or club regulars, and weary of QR codes, I propose to reword the question: Alternate June 9 Question: You're leaving your paint club or ReaperCon late at night. You see on a lamp post a yellow and purple picture of Reaper Sophie and a QR Code. Do you scan it? Still no. On 6/11/2021 at 7:24 AM, Werkrobotwerk said: June 11 There are going to be large birds right outside your door and you have to choose which kind, turkeys or geese. Which do you choose and why? Turkey, but either way, what are they doing wandering around in Brooklyn?? 8 minutes ago, Werkrobotwerk said: June 12 Do you wake up at the same time on weekends as you do during the work week? I have a dog and a baby. There is no sleeping in... There is only cooooofffffeeeeee! 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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