Moderator Froggy the Great Posted September 22, 2021 Author Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Froggy the Great said: The paint on the expanding foam has dried, and it looks less like poop and more like the horrible plugs of lint you'd pull out of a drainpipe that you'd nevertheless not want to touch. Green and maybe some violet liner is indicated., methinks. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3r_n3rd Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 7 hours ago, Glitterwolf said: I would never do such a thing and I can proof it! Behold exhibit A! Hide contents AHHHHHH! Nooooo! It’s in my MOUTH and in my COFFEE!! 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Normally I don't like to name the specific customers I'm dealing with, but this one made me chuckle enough I had to. Yesterday I had a training session with a site, and some questions came up that I couldn't answer. This morning I'm going through my notes, and I'm writing up the email to engineering to address these questions, and I got to write this line:"Yesterday, during my training session with Bigfoot, these questions came up:" 7 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 RTB Pro-Tips! SKU#30001 Lysette 9-22-21. Started at 11:27 AM. https://www.twitch.tv/reaperminiatures 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPete Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 18 hours ago, Inarah said: I hope it's not looking at the flooflets as a midnight snack. You guys have had more than your share of trouble. Maybe some of the forum members can do a collective dark working to align forces more in your favor..... Um, the things I hold trunk with are not things you call on when you want good things to happen... 16 hours ago, PaganMegan said: So, Grump talked me into letting BD have her pirate Halloween costume for her birthday. Today she wanted to wear it to kindergarten. The least surprising thing in the history of completely unsurprising things. Do you two play "Your kid" when she displays unique personality traits? Such as, when she does something like this, do you just turn to one another and say "She got this from you, she's your kid"? 15 hours ago, redambrosia said: Basically democracy. At least if it actually worked right. When people talk about crowns and democracy, I always suggest that they look up Huey Long. You know, America's most famous home-grown Fascist? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, CaptainPete said: Do you two play "Your kid" when she displays unique personality traits? Such as, when she does something like this, do you just turn to one another and say "She got this from you, she's your kid"? I thought this was a parental requirement.... (should that be in purple?) 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManvsMini Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 9/21/2021 at 2:19 AM, OneBoot said: Work has been hitting me like a truckload of bricks, and I'm starting to question what reality is. Or isn't. I suspect there's a fair amount of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff involved, though. Meant to ask earlier, how is the new home coming along (or have I missed somewhere the most recent update in the joy of home ownership)? If wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey is involved, is the interior decor resembling a TARDIS? *fingers crossed* 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loim Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Today is the anniversary of Bilbo's arrival by barrel at Esgaroth upon the Long Lake. It is also Bilbo and Frodo's birthday and the Autumnal Equinox. Happy Fall to everyone in the Northern Hemisphere and Happy Spring to all those south of the Equator. 8 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Brinewind Studio Presents - Miniatures Den! #040. Started at 1:45 PM. https://www.twitch.tv/reaperminiatures 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Customer: We haven't received any credit card deposits since the beginning of the month. Me: I can't get connected to the site. Is your site internet working? What's your site IP address? Customer: Yes. How do find that? Me: <gives instructions on how to find site ip address.> These instructions include different phrasings of "You must be connected to the same site network as your car wash equipment" several times. Customer: Here is the IP address. Me: I still can't get in. We're going to have to check the settings in <device name>. Customer: OK, then, I'm going to have to go down to the car wash to check that. <meaning he was at home or his office> <This was the first facepalm> I get back from lunch, and there is a Voice Mail from this customer: Customer So I got down to the car wash, and found the ethernet cables to your equipment unplugged. <second facepalm> The worst part - I was writing up the notes for my service ticket on this, and found not one, but two previous tickets for the exact same thing - ethernet cables at the site being unplugged. <third facepalm> I really wish our service ticket system had a way to put pop up notes for some customers where we could add notes like "Ask them if their network cables are unplugged!" 4 2 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Eyed Monsty Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) We are at the moment of the Autumnal Equinox and the forces of nature are in their bi-annual state of balance. May you all have a happy and peaceful Autumnal Season. GEM 13 minutes ago, kristof65 said: Customer: We haven't received any credit card deposits since the beginning of the month. Me: I can't get connected to the site. Is your site internet working? What's your site IP address? Customer: Yes. How do find that? Me: <gives instructions on how to find site ip address.> These instructions include different phrasings of "You must be connected to the same site network as your car wash equipment" several times. Customer: Here is the IP address. Me: I still can't get in. We're going to have to check the settings in <device name>. Customer: OK, then, I'm going to have to go down to the car wash to check that. <meaning he was at home or his office> <This was the first facepalm> I get back from lunch, and there is a Voice Mail from this customer: Customer So I got down to the car wash, and found the ethernet cables to your equipment unplugged. <second facepalm> The worst part - I was writing up the notes for my service ticket on this, and found not one, but two previous tickets for the exact same thing - ethernet cables at the site being unplugged. <third facepalm> I really wish our service ticket system had a way to put pop up notes for some customers where we could add notes like "Ask them if their network cables are unplugged!" Have you recommended this change to management? Or your IT people? GEM Edited September 22, 2021 by Green Eyed Monsty 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just to show that not all my calls are cringeworthy I just got a panicked call from the main office asking if I could help out a Distributor Tech who did an upgrade, and something had apparently gone catastrophically wrong, and no one else was available to help him. My heart drops, because usually these things are far worse than I'm initially told. I take a deep breath, and call the tech: Tech: I'm getting error code X. Not sure what I did wrong. Me: Do they have <device name> installed? Tech: No Me: No big deal then! The device is a minor convenience feature that many sites don't have (want to pay for, really), but is turned on in the software by default. This particular tech had never seen the error before because just by chance, every other site he had ever done had this device. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristof65 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, Green Eyed Monsty said: Have you recommended this change to management? Or your IT people? There is a document full of suggested changes/improvements to the software that will likely never get made, pretty sure this is on there. The software was initially written by an in house software engineer who retired several years ago. Getting any changes made to the software either means coaxing him out of retirement, or pulling one of the other software engineers off of income producing projects, neither of which happen very often - usually only if there is a big problem or new bug, which we haven't had in years. There are workarounds and places this info is stored - you just have to think to go look. In this guy's case, I just finished taking the "extreme" measure of adding him as a contact in the company VOIP phone system, and making this his profile picture: 5 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuroneko Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Happy Autumn everybody!!! 17 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegazus Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I’m not ready for fall. I don’t want the death and decay to arrive. Maybe I need to move south of the equator. Get some spring all up in me. Hmm. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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